Just a Pinch of Insanity

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bakasara:

50shadesofmattcohen:

novakian:

LOOK SUPERNATURALISTS, I WROTE YOU A SONG

Shut Up, Sam
A Denial Song

I’m saving people, hunting things
I like my gig, though it sometimes brings
some complications, but Sammy, I swear
that romance isn’t on that list
why do you insist that I insist,
for the thousandth time, there’s nothing there?

Sam, I don’t like Cas
I mean, I know he’s got a really great—
I mean no, he’s just a friend,
we work together, for God’s sake!
And yeah, he pulled me out of hell,
but he did that for you, as well.
Your point’s invalid and nothing’s gonna make
me say something that’s not true.

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

Okay, he always comes for me but—
Hey! Not like that, you pervy freak
God, Sam, what the hell is your problem?
I thought you were the mature one here.
And honestly, we’re only friends
It’s totally normal that he spends
so much time with me, anyone can see,
one look at us and it’s very clear that

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

And yeah, okay, I kept the coat
But that’s no reason for you to gloat
That wasn’t weird and anybody else would do the same.
We only stand so close together
Cause Cas doesn’t know any better
He doesn’t understand personal space and I’m not to blame.

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

I don’t know where you’re getting this, I—
No, dude, we’ve never kissed!
We look at each other all the time?
What, is eye contact now a crime?
Sam, just cut it out, goddamn
Why can’t you just understand that

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

EDIT: Here’s a link to an mp3. You can download it by right-clicking —> save as.

Sheet music, chords, vocal harmonies.

bless

I love you

if you say you didn’t start singing along you’re lying

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

angel-kink:

itisnotofimport:

scarletlady109:

itisnotofimport:

but don’t you see, superwholock is team free will

Sam is Doctor Who, the smart sympathetic one who always clings to hope even when things get rough

Dean is Supernatural, butch and tough as nails, but incredibly gay and crying on the inside

and Castiel is the Sherlock fandom, ancient and wise but inevitably descends into madness

OH DEAR GOD TAKE ME NOW

at least buy me dinner first

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

cc-loves-dricki:

she-paints-lovely-pictures:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click)

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

hahahahaha omg

How I am!!!

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

kyrianne:

rufiozuko:

toomuchpressure:

merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery

[dave] [rose]

#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE

i ship that shit…

dante ships rose/santa/dave i have reblogged this post to immortalize it forever

novemberrain93:

frerard:

made rebloggable by request

I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.

nominominus:

fallintolight:

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

oh please let this be legit

if this is legit then I’ll shut my gob
but give me some source okay?

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